Vanity Snob

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Woman In Cab: I never like that Tiger Woods ya know? He's a big hypocrite and a sex maniac.
Friend: I never knew he was so bad! He made himself look like a saint.
Woman In Cab: He's dishonest and he brings shame to his whole race.
Friend: What race is he anyway?
Woman In Cab: You know something, I don't know! *pause* Do you?
Friend: No..

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Body these hoes

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Li: well there's always the stupid retarded slutfest of a bachelor party im going to throw you
Li: any chick in there that dont have her titties touching ya top lip
Li: got to go
Li: im only paying for hos
Li: not sometimey hos
Li: not lightweight hos
xt04: LMAO @ you
Li: i want a stellar macy's fireworks show over the water type ho display
xt04: did i ever tell you about her love for strippers
Li: cant be more than mine
xt04: like an unnnatural level of love
xt04: so
Li: if it wasnt against the rules
Li: MANNNNNNN
Li: i'd beast out in there
Li: like okay californication
Li: hank's best friend from like NJ comes to LA
Li: and he takes him to the strip club
Li: so the girl takes off her top and starts grinding on him and rubbing her boobs in his face
Li: so he starts sucking her nipple
xt04: continue
Li: which of course makes her wild the fuck out
Li: and security comes and knocks him out
Li: in my world
Li: that would be basic code of conduct
Li: if u didnt suck a titty
Li: like why'd u even come
xt04: LMAO
xt04: basically

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Li: i prefer to stay in my little bubble
Cdot: me too. but some of the forums are pretty funny and you get insider stuff. but the greys one....lord. dont get me started.
Li: aint nothing on the inside of anything i need to know
Li: besides my vagina
Li: now that i need to be kept posted on
Cdot: oh goodness. i cant laugh. i have a stomach full of collard greens
Li: hahahha
Li: everything leads back to my vagina
Li: its the motherland

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Li: Check this out @V_EGO RT @vanitysnob: If I never put my mouth on you, then you a stranger. :mumbles: "all of NYC must be bffs with you then"
Li: she lucky i love her like a play cousin lol
Chris: LMAO
Chris: you walked right into that
Li: nigga i dont care
Li: being a hoe only means 2 things
Li: 1. more dick 2. substantially less dick from above average niggas
Chris: LMAO
Li: but hidden in that math problem we call #2
Li: is still more dick
Li: dammit
Li: wtf is happening to me
Li: is like im speaking in tongues this evening